ALyXaNdRiA_BaRBiE (the Sexiest Spy of the Underworld)

"It's the good girls who write in a diary, the bad girls don't have time. Me? I just want a life I am going to remember, even if I don't write it down."

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Pictures!!!



I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that the picture is too dark and doesn't show my face!!





With Filipinos in Paris at the flat where I'm staying at...!!!



With Naoko, Dmitry and Shiem at Laduree in Champs Elysees



With my Iranian classmate, Sepi, at the Louvre



At the Louvre... showing Napoleon III's quarters behind me.




At Musee d'Orsay



With Naoko and Helene at a Tibetan restaurant near the school



Walking around Paris at dawn

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to thelocal theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:The Death SlideThe Wall of FearThe Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away theyjourneyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lollies and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure.

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t."

The moral of this story:
Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong!!

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